get to know me meme — [3/5] favorite tv shows: orange is the new black (2013-present)
Did it ever occur to you that we don’t wanna get in touch with our feelings? That actually feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart
BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it
80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people
The old woman is not boring, though, I’ll grant her that. A fearsome old harridan, and not near as frail as she pretends.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I’m a stupid little girl with stupid dreams who never learns.
I haven’t seen the new episode yet, but based on my dash, I believe this is how it ends.